The obsessed
A hundred numbered seats in each club, taken by paying and lost by stopping. A seat gives you a vote that counts five, invitations that pay your cycle, and delivery you never pay for.
100 seats per club — they open at launch
The first 100 to pay in the first cycle take the seats — leave your number to hear before anyone else.
- A vote that counts five
- 10% off everything you buy
- 10% per paying invitee
- Free delivery
What the seat gives you
Your vote counts five
Every member has a vote, and a founder’s counts five on the cycle ballot. Enough to be felt, never enough to decide alone.





What the club chose lastAll cycles Your invitations pay your cycle
Each person you invited who pays this month takes 10% off your own cycle — ten of them and yours is free.
See which of them paidDelivery, always
No delivery charge — not on the club’s cycle, not on anything from the shop. For as long as the seat is yours.

10% off everything you buy, always
Ten per cent off everything you buy on the site — sets, vials, bottles and split shares — taken at checkout by itself, no code, for as long as the seat is yours. Club membership and delivery are excluded, and an influencer’s code still applies on top.
Example — your own card appears in «my membership», with your name and seat number.
A seat is kept up
A seat is not something you own — it is a place you hold. Your number is your rank among the hundred, by seniority.
Your number arrives
With your first paid cycle you get a number among the hundred, on your card in «my membership» in the club colour.
Pay, and it stays
Pay every cycle and the seat stays yours, with everything it gives.
Miss one, and it goes
Miss a single payment and you leave the hundred. The seat goes to the member with the most paid cycles, and everyone left is renumbered.
Questions
When do I get a number?
With your first paid cycle. Signing up alone does not hold a seat.
What if I miss a payment?
You leave the hundred. The seat goes to the member with the most paid cycles, and everyone left is renumbered by seniority.
Does my vote decide on its own?
No. It counts five — it is felt in the result, but it never decides alone.
How do invitations pay my cycle?
Each person you invited who pays this month takes 10% off your cycle. Ten of them and it is free.
What is delivery free on?
The club’s cycle and anything you order from the shop, for as long as you hold the seat.
What exactly is the discount on?
10% off everything you buy on the site: sets, vials, full bottles and split shares. It comes off at checkout by itself, no code, for as long as you hold the seat. Club membership and delivery are not included, and an influencer’s code still applies on top, after it.
Are the seats shared between the clubs?
No. The men’s club has a hundred and the women’s club has a hundred, counted apart.
Where do I see my number?
On your card in «my membership», set in the club colour beside your name.
Your seat among the hundred is waiting.
Men’s club — 100 seats per club — they open at launchWomen’s club — 100 seats per club — they open at launch